(I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather)

from Faster Than A Speeding Mullet by Worm Quartet

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lyrics

I wanna wipe a booger on Dan Rather
It's not because I think he is a doofus
It's just that I can't stand to watch him blather
And his face could use a shiny coat of mucus

I wanna wipe a booger on Dan Rather
While he's reporting on the Evening News
And when he asks me what the hell I'm doing
I'll tell him that I've lost a couple screws
And then I'll hork a lugie on his shoes