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lyrics
Oh there’s this guy
Who runs this show
He made fun of me cuz I didn’t wanna drive in the snow
But I think
That you should know this
He’s been around long enough that he remembers when women actually had sex with members of KISS
Cuz
Joe’s really old
Joe’s really old
Joe’s really really really really really old
Joe’s really old
Just the other day
I saw him in his car
Rockin’ out to Chris Isaak and cornholing a certain unmentionable Golden Girls star
But there’ll come a day
And it’s gonna be soon
Where nurses have to help him wipe his ass and feed him mushed up Cool Ranch Doritos with a spoon
Cuz
Kick out the jams!
Yeah Yeah! Bring it to me, my homies!
One more time for Kip Winger’s Uterus!
Yeah Yeah! Rise up, children of the revolution! TESTIFY!! TESTIFY, DAMMIT!! Ya stupid poodle-smackin’ sphincter zombies!!
