Can You Horse

from Carpe Tedium by Worm Quartet

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lyrics

Can you Goat?
(No you can't, Goat isn't a verb)
Can you East?
(No you can't, East isn't a verb)
Can you Frank?
(No you can't, Frank isn't a verb)
Can you Smarm?
(No you can't, Smarm isn't a verb)
Can you Horse?
(Strangely yes, though it means to equip someone with a horse and thus doesn't come up often under most modern circumstances except when followed by the word "around" in which case it takes on a completely different meaning because the English language wants to hurt you)