Worm Quartet's 2023 album "Carpe Tedium" pressed on 180g colored vinyl, served room temperature in a glorious gatefold sleeve.
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Worm Quartet's 2023 album "Carpe Tedium" on CD! Plastic jewel case, full-color multi-page booklet with lyrics!
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Worm Quartet's 2023 album "Carpe Tedium" on color-printed cassette in a case with a full-color booklet.
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Obfuscate your torso while showcasing your questionable taste in music! High quality screen-printed Gildan 5000 shirt, available in M-2XL
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Obfuscate your torso while showcasing your questionable taste in music! Features a design inspired by the song "Entire Dog." High quality screen-printed Gildan 5000 shirt, available in S-2XL
Seven in the morning and I’m sick of all of this again
I shoulda gone to bed but I don’t seem to have the discipline
To close a stupid tab, close a fuckin’ window
Gotta fill the hollow, got to wallow in the info.
Swallowin’ the info.
Following the status quo.
Someone wrote a post about their childhood, but I can top it.
Have to take this survey to identify my inner Muppet.
Argue Doctor Who, fight about Benghazi.
Says I’m Sam the Eagle but I think I’m really Fozzie.
I really think I’m Fozzie.
But are you Pavement or Fugazi?
Infobesity
Infobesity
Upvote, retweet, someone agrees with me
Infobesity
Infobesity
Every social channel takes another little piece of me
Mention my connection to the latest dead celebrity then
Cyberstalk a person more successful than I’ll ever be
I Start to feel depressed so then I vaguebook “I am stressed” again
Then cyberhugs, my anti-drugs, my friends are just the best. (Wowww.)
You guise, I’m really blessed. (Wowww.)
I think that I’ll get dressed now!
I spend a couple hours in a massive multiplayer circus
Grinding at my keyboard in pursuit of ultimately worthless
Social stimuli, I try achievement simulation
Buying cyber-junkfood satisfying ego validation
But it’s only recreation
Mental masturbation
Infobesity
Infobesity
Downvote, link Snopes. Bro, you want a piece of me?
Infobesity
Infobesity
Don’t you even go there, I could unfriend you so easily.
I do the tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap dance
I do the click, click, click, click, click, click trance
More pictures, more text
Spinning in the vortex
Stuffing all the junk food into my cerebral cortex
Infobesity
Infobesity
Half a billion people seeking affirmation ceaselessly
Infobesity
Infobesity
Is it any wonder we don’t treat each other decently?
Validate me or I’ll vilify you.
credits
from Carpe Tedium,
released September 22, 2023
Music by Timothy F. Crist / Lyrics by Rob Balder (with punch-ups from Rand Bellavia and Pete Johnson)
