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It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

from Stupid Video Game Music (Remastered) by Worm Quartet

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A Mad Lib by Atom Goren, with nouns, adverbs, etc. filled in by fans via the Worm Quartet mailing list

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This guy Vlastimil is from outer space
He showed me a hairywaffle and he peeled off his face
So I confronted him yeah, yeah, before he could hide
He looked nervous when he asked “Shoebox, want to go on a space ride?”
The space ship was pregnant, it had 42 wheels
There was a poster of Dick Van DykeMarinating Shaquille O’Neal
There was a QY –i, the one that I want
And in the back there was a Dinosaur BBQ restaurant

Have you been to the place where I’ve already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with brand new sneakers on
The spaceship, it goes round and round
The alien weirdos go up and down
We’re captured on a carousel of time
We can’t return, we can only look behind

“SPOON!” He said, he was visibly upset
He put down his napalm omelette and ejected the diskette
He said “The news is not good,” and he turned green
There was a giant chinchilla heading toward us on the video screen
Don’t worry yourselves, doodz, it turned out all right
I’m glad I didn’t bring my styrofoam nipples that night

Have you been to the place where I’ve already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with brand new sneakers on
The spaceship, it goes round and round
The alien weirdos go up and down
We’re captured on a carousel of time
We can’t return, we can only look behind

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from Stupid Video Game Music (Remastered), released December 19, 2001

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