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Math is Bullshit (Featuring Insane Ian)

from Carpe Tedium by Worm Quartet

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lyrics

Math is bullshit, it's all just made up. Science jerks invented numbers and said they do stuff. They made it all complex and made it hard to do so they could say "nyeah nyeah we're smarter than you!" But math is natural, it's found everywhere! Oh yeah then what's the fucking square root of a bear? That's not how it works, you just don't see. That sounds like more bullshit excuses to me. But a bear isn't a number, you see that's why… Ah, so only your made up constructs apply. Numbers are made up? Dude, your brain's not good. Well when's the last time you saw a twelve shit in the woods? Math is bullshit, there's just no such thing. It's not like fucking fractions bloom in the spring. Science jerks made it up to pretend they got smarts while the rest of us just sit around and laugh at our farts. Math's a universal language that we all understand! Oh yeah? Then why aren't equations read at poetry jams? But you can use it to predict how the natural world works! Then what's the average of a sunset and a pile of dirt? Wait...just...what...bleee? See, your lies fall apart under close scrutiny! But...I...I...I need a drink. See what happened there bitch? I just taught you to think! Math is bullshit, you see what I mean? Calculators are just automated lying machines. Give it up, science jerks, now you've had your fun, but you’ve finally been exposed, your deception is done!

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from Carpe Tedium, released September 22, 2023
Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist

Tim "Shoebox" Crist - Vocals / Programming
Insane Ian - Vocals

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