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Prunes and Vomit

from Carpe Tedium by Worm Quartet

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lyrics

Hello, welcome to the Prunes and Vomit shop, how may I help you?
I'd like to leave!

Prunes and vomit prunes and vomit
All we sell are prunes and vomit
Don't sell Windex don't sell Comet
It's a store for prunes and vomit
One's a thing few people like and hardly worthY of specializing
The other's an even harder sell, the opposite of appetizing
Prunes and vomit prunes and vomit
All we sell is prunes adn vomit
Don't sell butt plugs don't sell balm it's
Just a store for prunes adn vomit
Why'd we open this store?
Why'd we open this store?
Why'd we come up with a comprehensive business plan and borrow capital and form an LLC and register the name and get federal and state tax IDs and lease a physical storefront and apply for the proper licenses and permits and purchase an insurance policy and buy display equipment and cultivate and purchase stock from wholesale suppliers and set up a POS system and hire and train staff and maintain an active social media presence and run advertisements and sponsor a local little league team and conduct market research and...

...ohhhh market research.

credits

from Carpe Tedium, released September 22, 2023
Music by Timothy F. Crist / Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist and Stephen Crist

Tim "Shoebox" Crist - Vocals / Programming
Stephen Crist - Guest vocals

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