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She Fucked Me at Nick Tahou's

from Carpe Tedium by Worm Quartet

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lyrics

I took her to Manhattan Square
We skated on the rink
I took her to the Liberty Pole
Hey hey nudge nudge wink wink
We went to the Susan B Anthony house
I took her to the MAG
Then she said “Okay, let’s get some food
Then find a place to shag”

The line at Dinosaur was out the fucking door
And the Wegmans hot bar closed at seven thirty
But she said “I know a place, where we can stuff our face
“And then hightail to the bathroom and get down and fucking dirty”

Then she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Cuz it was open late
She treated me just like I was
Hot garbage on a plate
I’ve lived here in the ROC for years
I’d thought I’d been around
But I’d never had hot sex in a place
Where hot’s a fucking noun

Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s

Not sure what happened after that
We woke up in my car
So we fucked around the city
While we blasted BER
Took upskirts at the Eastman House
Deflowered Highland Park
We desecrated Mount Hope
When the gates closed after dark

Then in the HOG, she got on her hands and knees
In the forest full of t-shirts in the corner
And to my eternal shame, I must admit I came
Staring at an autographed promo shot of Lou Gramm from Foreigner

Then she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Yeah we went there again
Only this time we were both dressed
As the dancing record man
As vinyl slammed on vinyl
She had her way with me
And when we were done I felt as used as a $5 CD

Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s

*Solo*

It took some ropes and straps, but I got her on my lap
On the couch that’s mounted to the Bug Jar ceiling
Our adventures were so sticky like a triple-X RocWiki
And no compost plate or rubbish bowl
Can heal the heartburn in my soul
There’s just no substitution for the feeling

When she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
On 320 West Main
Never has the term for hot sauce
Seemed so fitting and profane
Home of haute cuisine de refuse
To end a drunken night
Like Rochester saw Poutine and said
“Hold my Genny Light”

Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s
Aaaaaaaaaa she fucked me at Nick Tahou’s

credits

from Carpe Tedium, released September 22, 2023
Written by Timothy F. Crist

Tim "Shoebox" Crist - Vocals / Programming / Keytar

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